Who go adopt me?

Ehen back to the matter who go adopt me oh?am not troublesome if you treat me like one of your children?but if you maltreat me like steward or adopted,i can forget to off the house gas & set house on fire.

I can plug iron and forget to off it while iron fall and start burning my master rug.Kilo kan mi.

In fact I have the ability to block all water passage in the house,run all the taps in the house& make the whole house get full with water till the rugs are soaked &electronics are swimming.

I can open a part of electric wire and make the whole house shock.

You said Ha,Close your mouth,Wetin you don see, cos you adopt me,you they send me go kitchen to cook 12:00 midnight?Why won't i forget food on fire,allow it to burn,smoke in the whole house,don't dull I for don make escape root from my own room window.'why you no buy Suya & bread chop b4 you enter house'?

You no give me meat to chop my food for night,you come say you don iron your office cloth for next day?Bros na when piss dey worry me for 2am,na den i go soak am for water cos its dirty and I have to wash it.

Hunger dey worry you,you cook your food alone ,Your instinct no tell you to ask me as a child if I don chop, Infact I go pure one sachet of anakuna salt inside your 2 cups of rice? 'Iwo Ahun buruku yi'

Make Irunmole come help you make you send me Kerosine way you go take cook,na petrol keg I go take buy am?'Greet my grand father for me'

You carry me & your children go shoprite,bought dem everything,common Cadbury chocolate you no fit buy for me?atleast one make I know I belong to your family true true?small time you go say I dey chop your children provisions & biscuit when you go work?No vex I never chop something sweet like that b4 for my life ni o & you self no help?I dey taste am ni? Iwo Ika Oshi'

Shey you said you can maltreat me cos no be person born me?no worry?at the sound of your car horn Why won't I pack a basket of soldier ant put at the entrance of your room b4 you enter? 'No be from village dey send am,na me do am'

Now Easter is near you know no one will buy me cloth cos you are my last hope,if you go buy your children ready made & your church mind no tell you to atleast buy me cut &sow cloth,I go spoil easter for you & yours ,abi you no go give me all the cloths to Iron?Na highest tinz oh?we go gather wear old school cloth together ni? & you go carry me go your pastor say I need deliverance?Wa gba! =)) ‪#‎Treat‬#Others#Right‬#@revdcomic

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